8 ) you no longer have the stairs to count on as exercise while doing laundry
7) you don’t get to go out to eat and choose what you want
6) if you have assorted chocolate snacks next to you, you eat them all, you can’t go to the kitchen and put them back
5) you can’t do the laundry (see number 8 )
4) if someone visits or calls you, they KNOW you are home
3) your kids pretend you’re just taking one long nap
2) all you think about is if you should watch Ellen or Oprah on TV?
1) Nobody really cares