Be Serious.
What’s one thing I can’t seem to scratch off my to-do list? I want to be Monica from “Friends” insanely organized, neat and absurdly clean. I want to say I can do all these things but I just can’t. I do very thorough yet occasional cleaning sprees but I am NOT organized. My dream is for a company like California Closets to sweep (literally and figuratively in and organize my entire life. I want everything divided neatly and color coordinated. I want the drawers and the closet marked with easy to read signs. I want sweaters divided (one thick, one thin) into sweater drawers. I want all my papers and photographs to be organized by date and year and put in big black and white journals. I want shoes that I haven’t worn in ten years to be thrown out instead of stashed in the back of my closet. I want to have a set dusting date twice a week and stick to it and really get right down with Pledge and have the living room smell like fake lemons. You get the picture. What I want and need is Nate Berkus to come to our cozy little home with the Extreme Home Makeover team at the same time. That’s the only way it will ever be done. Perhaps Martha Stewart could stop by and leave some blueberry muffins too, yeah right. In my dreams.
My dream is that someone does all of that while I’m sitting in a chateau in the French Riviera while the maid unpacks my luggage from my trip “abroad”.
Of course I’ll have to send the chauffeur out to get me a new set of luggage since this set is “used”.
LikeLike
oh dear, once used is not appropriate, you MUST get another set. see you on the slopes (I’ll be the one inside drinking hot chocolate.)
Warm wishes, Laurie https://hibernationnow.wordpress.com
>________________________________
LikeLike
God, Laurie, Can I relate! I’d love someone to come and organize and clean and de clutter our house oh and while they are at it they can cook a month or two’s worth of freezer meals! my dream would be to have the $ to hire a chef, a gardener and a housekeeper.
LikeLike
LOL, my dream too. Guess I should play the lottery…
Warm wishes, Laurie https://hibernationnow.wordpress.com
>________________________________
LikeLike