I feel purple today, dark purple. I’m cranky and in a bad mood. I’m being bothered by my stupid family and everyone is talking all around me. I want to kick my heels into walls and leave black marks. I want to take my fists and punch lots of holes in the walls and it wouldn’t even hurt me; I wouldn’t feel a thing but whatever I touched would be in really big trouble. I want to do it so badly, maybe I will.
I want to take my chicken noodle soup with smashed up crackers and toss it on the rug and not feel sorry that I did it at all; I would let my dog eat it all up because my dog is the only person I like. I hate everyone. “Screw you, you idiot” I would scream over and over and no one would tell me that it was bad language. After that I would laugh and laugh and not care about anything. I would eat whipped cream straight from the can right into my mouth, as much as I wanted. After that I would have ice cream sandwiches, maybe three of them. Or four.
Everybody is mean and stupid and a poop-head and I would tell them but if my mom heard she would give me a time-out. As if I cared. I would just PLAY with my dinosaurs and have fun anyway. Like when mom and dad took away dessert from my sister and me for three days and we pretended to care a lot but we had a secret pact, we didn’t even care but THEY thought we did, it was awesome. Someday if I become a dad, I will let my kids do whatever they want and I won’t be mean like my parents are cuz I will be cool and not strict. Signed, ME.
By Peter, AGE 9 (and a half)
Well, today I am Peter but I didn’t realize it untl I read this. I am going to go eat four ice cream sandwiches now.
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have 5, one for me! Golden Globes tomorrow……!
Warm wishes, Laurie https://hibernationnow.wordpress.com
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Sounds like Harold and the Purple Crayon meets Max from Where the Wild Things Are.
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ha ha, I was kidding!
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I LOVE THIS!!!! lol….perfect. I have days now at the age of 44 where I feel just like Peter did here! lol…who hasn’t?
That’s great!
Tammy
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U do know I am Peter right?
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Yes, I kinda got that! lol talkin bout ur dog and all…I knew it was a Big Sis fit…just playin along! 😉 I dunno what I would name my alter ego for my childish thoughts/fits….maybe Lucas….age 8…lol. I feel like havin a fit today too…must be one of those days! lol
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