Dear Pollsters,
I have had it with all your automatic, robotic political phone calls that I’ve been getting 4 or 5 times a day, if not more. Call me one more time and I will NOT vote. I know this isn’t a rational thought process but you should know these incessant phone calls are not only grating but disruptive. I plan on voting so STOP calling me. Can’t I just have a normal family dinner without my phone ringing again and again?
Isn’t there a point when even you think these phone calls are EXCESSIVE. Do you want your family dinners interrupted by phone calls or the door bell ringing every five minutes? What if there were pollsters asking you about your favorite brand of diapers or the quality of your toilet paper? Enough is enough. Don’t call me, don’t ring my bell. Leave me alone and let me have some peace and quiet, before I vote, and after.