Plinky Prompt: Describe your dream job

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  French Pastries In Paris (Photo credit: Xiaozhuli)

  

  English: Hostess Twinkies. Yellow snack cake with cream filling. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  Describe your ideal job — where would you work? What would you do? See all answers

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• March 18, 2013 by hibernationnow

• The ideal job
• HELP WANTED: FOOD TESTER/CRITIC (Anonymous)
  Requirements: Love of eating food (cooking skills NOT required)
  Not necessary to eat the following: salmon, oysters, caviar and raw fish
  Helpful: Flexible to eat junk food i.e. Twinkies and compare to gourmet French pastries.
  This job requires traveling first class to wherever the company sends you. Must be willing to travel extensively. The company will also pay for a companion ticket. EXTRA BONUS: Writing and blogging about your experiences at the various restaurants/hotels where you have eaten/stayed.
  Enthusiasm and being exactly on time rewarded.

Haiku Heights: Sugar

A photo of a jelly doughnut (aka Berliner) topped with powdered sugar. This doughnut has been sliced into two to show the jelly filling. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Coca-Cola (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

English: Hostess Twinkies. Yellow snack cake with cream filling. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

HAVING A LITTLE FUN WITH THE PROMPT, SUGAR

Your lips plump, like dough

rising, anticipation

jelly doughnut, please.

*****

Granulate me now

Sprinkle sweet loving, baby

Your husband is HOME!

*****

I miss you Twinkie

They took you away from me

They severed a limb.

*****

I will rage anew

My fury will be unleashed

Just cut back on Coke?