It’s true, the Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes pending divorce is the talk of the town but guess what? I’m surprising you all. I’m not dishing on it. I have, in the past, dished on a lot of lovely, juicy gossip but even I can’t stoop so low to involve a child in this worthless gossip. Also? No one is shocked or truly surprised. We don’t care. Most of us actually feel relieved. Oh come on, you know you do. I do! I not only feel relieved that Katie is filing for divorce from Tom but I feel like a proud mama. You go, Katie!
Tom Cruise lost me a long time ago, I wasn’t even that upset that he jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch talking about his new lady-love, Katie Holmes. I thought it was romantic if not a bit maniacal. He didn’t lose me at “Hello” he really lost me in the leaked Scientology tape. That was bleeping scary. Bleeping seriously scary. No shit.
Would I want MY daughter (or myself) to be forced to join some “cult-like religion” against my will? Hell, no. I am not even bashing the Scientologists, (well, ok, I am a little). Dudes, are you really STALKING Katie Holmes? That is mad uncool. Please stop. Apparently Katie and her daughter Suri, are not big fans of Scientology, let’s leave it at that, shall we? In other words, Leave Them The Eff Alone.
They want OUT. Katie blindsided Tom with a divorce. It was brilliant. He was in Iceland. She coolly walked up the steps in Manhattan and quietly privately, filed for divorce and sole custody. Take that, Tom. BAM.
p.s. Being divorced three times now, is totally UNCOOL Maybe you should think about who you really are and not get remarried again….If only for all your children’s’ sake.