I don’t care if Beyoncé lip synced the song, at President Obama’s Inauguration. It was freezing outside and I’m surprised she could even move her pretty lips that well. What more do you want from a person? I would have been out there with my puffy brown down jacket, my puffy head covered with my puffy brown hood, my eyeglasses sticking out conspicuously and I would have looked like an overfed owl. An ugly owl. Not to mention, I have NO singing talent at all. Picture this, a wide gray and white owl opening its mouth to sing, off-key, not a pretty site. Beyoncé? She could wear a paper bag and make it look gorgeous, because SHE is gorgeous.
There are people I think I know when in truth I don’t. I think I KNOW Ellen Degeneres. I happen to be a good judge of character. I know she is warm, and real, and giving and gracious and a terrific human being on stage and off. How do I know this? Gut feeling. I have never met Ellen, never talked to her, we have never had been introduced but I just feel in my heart she is all good, maybe she gets cranky once in a while. Basically, “what you see is what you get”, it’s that simple. I would be best friends with Ellen with one exception: I HATE practical jokes( on me.) No, seriously. I scream, I pee, I have a startle reflex and I get scared by anyone who dares try to prank me even in my family. A quick darting mouse scares me and I freak out hysterically, it puts me in a panic and yes, I have been know to climb up on a chair or furniture. You are probably too young to remember but those of us who are old will remember “Eek, Eek.a mouse!” That is so me.
I have a game I play with myself. ( I lead a fairly dull life) If I was famous or had just become FAMOUS for some wonderful deed and was picked (okay, it’s my fantasy, sought after) to tell my GREAT accomplishment and all the talk show hosts wanted ME and I had offers from Oprah, Ellen, (Gosh, I don’t know who is out there any more) Barbara Walters, (Barbara, I am worried about you, a bruise on your forehead should NOT be keeping you in the hospital this long, what are you not telling me?) The View, Ricky Lake, Jeff Probst or Anderson Cooper (just cross them off if I made them up) who would I choose to talk to?
I admit, pre OWN, when The Oprah Winfrey show was on, I would have said Oprah, in a heartbeat. I grew up with her and I did worship her and her show. I learned so much from Oprah, the teacher, but everything has an end and when she decided to leave no one could have been more gracious. Not to mention that stunning dress! Now, I would pick Ellen. Because (there would be a-no scare tactics allowed in the contract) I feel that she is real and lovely and nice, funny, easy-going and not a diva. I would like to meet Portia and Mama ( how are you feeling Mama, did you get my Get Well card?) and we could all go out to lunch and I would pray that there would be non vegan options. Mama, please tell me you’re not vegan too. (we should chat.) But, I am flexible, I mean I’ve never had vegan food made by a private chef or anything.
I’m back to reality, Ellen’s real birthday is tomorrow and I won’t be in the studio audience and that’s okay because I just want Ellen to be happy on her birthday and Mama too.Hey, everyone else: even though we don’t have the money for lavish presents, one should always celebrate our birthdays in style because our birthdays are special to us.
Happy Birthday, Ellen!
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I love Ellen…..and Ellen is my middle name, so I love her more than you do. BUT, I had Oprah, so you can have Ellen I guess!
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We’ll share Ellen, but I get Ann. Cuz it’s my middle name. ha ha ha. i need details of you and O. PLEASE?
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My “thinking” about Ellen shifted drastically when she was living with Anne Heche. There seemed to me to be a lot craziness and public-in-your face-anger that Ellen was involved in then. So I still wonder who Ellen really is, was she just going through a bad time? I know we all can change but I still wonder what part of her personality drove that?
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hmmm. I remember Anne Heche’s troubles with great clarity, I know she had a lot of psychological problems but I don’t remember Ellen’s name. Hadn’t they broken up by then? I don’t remember Ellen’s anger but even if she was angry that was a long time ago. People can change. of all people you know that!
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Nope, Ellen was right there in the thick with Anne. Not sure if Anne continued on a bit after they broke up before she changed. Anne’s married with children.
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now, Anne is. I’ll do some research.
Warm wishes, Laurie https://hibernationnow.wordpress.com
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